After extensive detective work, I discovered that there WAS a band called The Clash. They were this obscure British band who totally ripped off Rancid. They were really obscure, though, and looked like big enough pussies that they wouldn't sue me over using their name, though, so I kept it. But man, they had great song and record titles, so it seemed like a great idea to use them, too! So the first performance of The Clash was to be entitled "Overpowered By Funk". I got out my trusty Dr. Pad drum synth, a bunch of 7-second cassette tape loops of such highlights of early 90's thrash-funk such as Limbomaniacs, Psychefunkapus, and 24-7 Spyz, grabbed my life-sized cardboard cutout homie Jesus, and the finest in early 90's vintage thrash-funk garb, and got ready to Rock! And Funk!