Nardwuar: Have you had problems with
that, you know like people just trying to hassle you? Like,
there's a new 'zine out called Stone Grass, and they talk about
this girl from Washington, DC, that said she had sex with you
and that your cock is shaped like a soup can. You know, another
rumour, a 'soup can cock' for Henry Rollins.
Rollins: The Last girl I fucked in DC
was this idiotic stripper chick who called herself "Aura". but
I fucked her really good, so I don't know
Nardwuar: Well, when you fuck somebody
for 45 minutes straight without ejaculation, as you have in
some of your books-
Rollins: I've never been able to do that.
Nardwuar: But I thought that you went 45, maybe 35 minutes
Rollins: Did I write that?
Nardwuar: Yup. Yeah, you did.
Rollins: Can you quote me on that?
Nardwuar: Umm... somewhere in the book,
in Get in the Van, when you and Joe Cole were at some girl's
house, and Joe Cole and in the morning when the girl left she
had some sticky stuff in her hair.
Rollins: Oh yeah, that's when that girl
all of a sudden got freaked out at me. It was the funniest thing,
like I ran into her again a few years ago, and she hit on me.
I'm like, "I remember you. No, we're not going there again!"
Yeah, I came in her hair and then went to the van and slept
the rest of the time before we had to leave.
Nardwuar: What sort of girl are you looking
for? Like, you really like Aimee Mann, don't you? Aimee Mann
and Diamanda Galas? When Black Flag played in Vancouver a few
years ago, Aimee Mann opened for...
Rollins: Why are you so stuck... how old
Nardwuar: How old do you want me to be?
Rollins: How old are you?
Nardwuar: Well, for all intensive purposes
I'm whatever age you want me to be, Henry. But I'm just curious
Rollins: Are you able to tell me the truth,
Nardwuar: I am thirty years old, born
July 5th, 1968.
Rollins: So you're thirty? So...
Nardwuar: One of the first gigs I remember,
not going to, but hearing about, was you guys playing the New
York Theatre, and that same night Aimee Mann opened up for Rick
Rollins: I know. I went and saw the gig.
Nardwuar: So what sort of woman are you
looking for? Is it Aimee Mann/Diamanda Galas?
Rollins: Well, my question to you is why
are you asking me about all this stuff from... thirteen years
Nardwuar: Because we're just working up
here, because I was wondering if
Rollins: You only have like two more questions
until we're done, so you gotta make it good. So, pick the next
two questions you're gonna do, come up with them.... So pick
your two best shots, because we're not gonna sit here and jack
off all day.