Nardwuar vs. Leftöver Crack
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Stza Crack: I’m Scott Sturgeon, aka Stza Crack.
Nardwuar: From?
Stza Crack: New York City.
Nardwuar: From?
Stza Crack: New York State.
Nardwuar: From Leftöver?
Stza Crack: United States of America.
Nardwuar: Crack.
Stza Crack: Yes.
Nardwuar: And right beside you, who do you have?
Stza Crack: This is Mr Brad Logan.
Brad Logan: My name’s Brad Logan of California. And Leftöver Crack.
Nardwuar: Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Brad Logan: Thank you.
Stza Crack: Thank you, we never thought we’d make it.
Nardwuar: And right off the bat, I have a gift for you. And it is in this towel right here, if you could open it please right now, what do we have in this towel?
[Nardwuar hands Leftöver Crack a doll]
Brad Logan: Oh my God.
Stza Crack: Wendy O. Williams.
Brad Logan: That is so amazing. A Wendy O. Williams bobble head.
Nardwuar: A Wendy O. Williams bobble head.
Stza Crack: Cool.
Nardwuar: Who you’ve had t-shirted.
Stza Crack: I did have a Wendy O. Williams t-shirt.
Nardwuar: Was there a lot of good times associated with that t-shirt and with Wendy O. Williams?
Stza Crack: Well I never met Wendy O. Williams, though I’m a fan. Yeah, that shirt, you know, a lot of those good times I was pretty blacked out drunk, and then eventually I lost the shirt blacked out drunk.
Brad Logan: But that is a good time in itself, blacked out drunk.
Stza Crack: But I have seen that shirt a lot in photos of me.
Nardwuar: What can you say about Wendy O. Williams?
Brad Logan: Vegan, animal lover, chainsaw wielder.
Stza Crack: Pioneer of vegan and healthy eating in New York City and also pioneer of chain sawing televisions and blowing up cars at clubs.
Brad Logan: And early Mohawk pioneer as well.
Stza Crack: And a pioneer of some of the first famous fake breasts that were not porn related.
