Nardwuar vs. Snoop Dogg (2016)
Nardwuar the Human Serviette vs. Snoop Doggy Dogg (2016)
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Snoop Dogg:My name is Snoop Dogg. West Coast, hip hop, gangsta rapper, actor, father, football coach, philanthropist.
Nardwuar: The best of all time.
Snoop Dogg:Believe it.
Nardwuar: That’s what usually you say in the 7 other interviews that we’ve done, 7 plus 1, this is the 8th interview.
SnoopDogg: It’s the 8th wonder of the world man, anytime you can do 8 interviews with Nardwuar you must say that this is the 8th wonder of the world.
Nardwuar: Ba-boom.
Snoop Dogg: Bam Bam.
Nardwuar vs. Nas
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Nas: What’s up y’all, this is Nas.
Nardwuar: Nas, welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Nas: Appreciate it.
Nardwuar vs. Thee Oh Sees
Nardwuar interviews John Dwyer from Thee Oh Sees (Los Angeles, CA) ! Doot doo !
Nardwuar vs. Jane Wiedlin
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Jane Wiedlin: Oh, Jesus! (laughs) I don’t know! Can you be a little more specific?
Nardwuar: You are Jane Wiedlin!
Jane Wiedlin: Oh, okay. I thought you wanted, like, some analysis of myself.
Nardwuar: You are Jane Wiedlin!
Jane Wiedlin: Okay, that’s an easy answer. I’m Jane Wiedlin.
Nardwuar: But, Jane, you were once known as Jane Draino, and had pink hair!
Jane Wiedlin: Uh, yeah, I’ve actually had every colour hair.
Nardwuar: What type of hair spray did you use?
Jane Wiedlin: Well, we used to be bleach our hair out and use this stuff called Crazy Colour that was like a temporary dye, and it would look good for about a week, and then it would start looking really nasty and you would have to redo it.
Nardwuar: Are you going to be using any of that in your upcoming reunion tour, Jane Wiedlin?
Jane Wiedlin: Mmmm, probably not. The last reunion tour, which was 1994-1995, I had my hair green and then blue and it’s such a pain in the ass and it leaves colour everywhere you go so I think in every hotel I was in I just ruined every room and, it’s kind of not really worth it.
Nardwuar: Jane, The International New Wave Discography Volume II describes you this way under the Go-Go’s entry, “…used to be called Jane Draino, before the band became terminally ‘cute’.”
Jane Wiedlin: (laughs)
