N*A*R*D vs. N*E*R*D


Nardwuar: Who are you?
Pharrell Williams: [laughs] I’m check-check-check.

Nardwuar: You are?
P: I’m Pharrell.

Nardwuar: From the?
P: From the group N.E.R.D.

Nardwuar: N.E.R.D. And Pharrell, who do you have beside you?
P: Shay [Haley].

Nardwuar: Hello Shay.
Shay Haley: What’s going on, Nard?

Nardwuar: Doing good. Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
S: Yeah, it feels good to be here.
P: So it’s “Nard Wuar?”

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Nardwuar vs. Kathy Griffin & Lily Tomlin


Nardwuar: Who are you?
Kathy Griffin: I’m Kathy Griffin, star of Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List.

Nardwuar: And Kathy, who do you have beside you?
KG: Lily Tomlin, legend, icon, and, uh, multi-award-winning genius.

Nardwuar: Hello Lily! Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!
Lily Tomlin: Thank you. I’m delighted to be here.

Nardwuar: I’m on the d-list, with you! We’re on the d-list!
KG: Lily’s not on the d-list! Cut that crap.

Nardwuar: But we’re live on the d-list, right now. We are live on the d-list.
KG: We’re on the multi-Emmy-Award-winning show My Life On The D-List, it’s true.

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