Discharged @nardwuar from VGH Stroke Unit today. Outlook surgery in Feb. Thanks for all the support & Messages & Tweets! #dootdoo
Transcribed Interviews
Nardwuar Recovering at VGH
Saturday night @Nardwuar suffered a stroke @ the Mint Xmas Party. He is recovering @ VGH. More to come. Send wishes to nardwuar at nardwuar dot com
Nardwuar vs. Stephen Harper (2015)
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N*A*R*D vs. N*E*R*D
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Pharrell Williams: [laughs] I’m check-check-check.
Nardwuar: You are?
P: I’m Pharrell.
Nardwuar: From the?
P: From the group N.E.R.D.
Nardwuar: N.E.R.D. And Pharrell, who do you have beside you?
P: Shay [Haley].
Nardwuar: Hello Shay.
Shay Haley: What’s going on, Nard?
Nardwuar: Doing good. Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
S: Yeah, it feels good to be here.
P: So it’s “Nard Wuar?”
Nardwuar vs. Kathy Griffin & Lily Tomlin
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Kathy Griffin: I’m Kathy Griffin, star of Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List.
Nardwuar: And Kathy, who do you have beside you?
KG: Lily Tomlin, legend, icon, and, uh, multi-award-winning genius.
Nardwuar: Hello Lily! Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!
Lily Tomlin: Thank you. I’m delighted to be here.
Nardwuar: I’m on the d-list, with you! We’re on the d-list!
KG: Lily’s not on the d-list! Cut that crap.
Nardwuar: But we’re live on the d-list, right now. We are live on the d-list.
KG: We’re on the multi-Emmy-Award-winning show My Life On The D-List, it’s true.
Nardwuar The Human Serviette vs. Lil Wayne
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Lil Wayne: Young black motherfuckin’ name Lil Wayne, from Hollygrove, U.S.A. Continue reading “Nardwuar The Human Serviette vs. Lil Wayne”
Nardwuar vs. Geddy Lee
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Geddy Lee: (pause) I beg your pardon?
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Geddy Lee: Who are you?
Nardwuar: I am Nardwuar the Human Serviette, and you are?
Geddy Lee: You are the Human Serviette?
Nardwuar: Nardwuar the Human Serviette.
Geddy Lee: Well, that’s rather gross. What does that mean?
Nardwuar vs. The Sonics
Eminating from Tacoma Washington, The Sonics unleashed a monster two headed single The Witch / Psycho in 1964, which stands as one of the greatest, if not the greatest recording of the punk variety ever documented. If you don’t believe that, you will after listening to it! Although well known in the Pacific Northwest during the 60s, in the years since their break-up in 1967 scant information surfaced as to what The Sonics were up to. They were like ghosts. Legends blowing in the wind. This was pretty much remedied with their reformation in 2007 when they started doing interviews again. It took a while, but after 6 years of trying, I finally was able to ask The Sonics questions I had fantasized about for decades, when they made an appearance at the Rickshaw Theatre in Vancouver, BC, Canada!
Nardwuar vs. Ghostface Killah
Nardwuar: Who are you?
Ghostface Killah: Ghostface Killah Wu-Tang clan.
Nardwuar: Ghostface, welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Ghostface Killah: Thank you so much, it’s an honour.
Nardwuar vs. Cynthia Plaster Caster
Cynthia Plaster Caster… Pretty self-explanatory. What can I say? She has been making moldings of rock cock for over thirty years. I talked to her at the Velvet Elvis in Seattle where she was doing a spoken word performance accompanied by Miss Murgatroyd on accordion and Russ Forster (of 8 Track Mind zine) on keyboards. Thanks to James of Up Records for setting up this encounter. By the way, after the interview, Cynthia did remember casting some Canadian dink (the roadie for the late ’60s Toronto white boy r’n’b combo, The Mandala). I find this very important! Who else would have cared about these lonely Canucks’ cocks indirectly helping document the real unsung history of rock ‘n’ roll… but, drum roll please, Cynthia Plaster Caster!?
CLICK HERE FOR NARDWUAR VS. CYNTHIA PLASTER CASTER (NOV 27, 1997) !